About Just Furr Fun

Do you want to know the secret to life? (x2)
Long walks, lazy days
Taking a nap in the shade
But do it all with a dog by your side

Do you want to know the key to happiness? (X2)
Car rides, Sunny days
When you come home it’s a holiday
To that good as gold dog by your side

Yeah, you were wild once
All the wildness we’ve lost
All the mysteries of life on earth
Your nose knows, it’s in the dirt

Do you want to have a true-blue friend?
Unconditional to the end
Flat broke or Midas rich
Doesn’t matter a single stitch
To that ever-loving dog by your side

Yeah, you were wild once
All the wildness we’ve lost
All the mysteries of life on earth
Your nose knows, it’s in the dirt

Flat broke or Midas rich
Doesn’t matter a single stitch
To that ever-loving dog by your side (x3)

Some people call me the king of the pack
Here he comes, the king of the pack
So throw me a bone or scratch my back
Here he comes, the king of the pack

It's a dog’s life baby
And that’s an indisputable fact
Yeah it’s a dog’s life
And the Dane is the King of the pack

I’m the gentle giant with nothing to prove
Here he comes, the king of the pack
But everybody jump when I say move
Here he comes, the king of the pack

So make a little room up on the sofa for me
Here he comes, the king of the pack
Cos I’m the kinda guy who likes to stretch out you see
Here he comes the king of the pack

King of the Limbo
Right from the start
You gotta low low belly
And a great big heart
You'll cheer up
When you get down
And do the Dachs-hound

Every doggone day I see you trotting down the street
Like a low-rider in Los Angeles
You got your nose in the air and long ears flapping in the
Breeze.

And all the big dogs are taking their time checking you out
It's a long way from nose to toes and tail to snout
But when you don't look their way they gonna beg and
Pout

You gotta get low
As low as you can go
You put your tail in the air while you keep your silly legs on the ground
You sit a little up
You get way down
And Do the Dachs-hound.

Well you're long and lean
You keep your belly clean
By brushing it all day on the floor
You can roll over and beg
Sit stay shake a leg
You never sausage a dog
Who could ask for more?

You gotta get low
As low as you can go
You put your tail in the air while you keep your silly legs on the ground
You sit a little up
You get way down
And Do the Dachs-hound.

King of the Limbo
Right from the start
You gotta low, low belly
And a great big heart
You'll cheer up
When you get down
And do the Dachs-hound (x2)

I’ve got a snotty nose
And I don’t like the cold
I’m a bulldog

I’ll wear a funny hat
Just so you’ll look at me like that
I’m a cool dog

I hope you realize
When you look in my eyes

I’m a loving bulldog, but I will defend
My legs are too short I’ll never jump your fence
I’m a loving bulldog, I hope you understand
In this crazy doggone world, I’m your forever friend

And when you get to know me
You’ll see that when I eat
I’m a bowl hog

I’ll snort and wheeze and pee on trees
Just walk with me
And tell me I’m a good dog

It's written on my face
It was me who broke your vase

I’m a loving bulldog, but I will defend
My legs are too short I’ll never jump your fence
I’m a loving bulldog, I hope you understand
In this crazy doggone world, I’m your forever friend

Sometimes I may get grumpy
Sometimes I may get sad
but that passes too
Especially at dinner time whenever you're cooking chicken cordon bleu

So Please don't go away,
don't you know it's time to play

I’m a loving bulldog, but I will defend
My legs are too short I’ll never jump your fence
I’m a loving bulldog, I hope you understand
In this crazy doggone world, I’m your forever friend

No one could have told me
You’d be by my side
I never would have guessed
How much I needed you as a friend

Dig a hole
Soul squeezer
When my heart aches
Reliever
Chews to the bone
Of my dirty sneaker
That’s my retriever

When we’re on a run
and I throw something at ya
You always do your best
To pick it up right where we left off

Stone cold
Kiss stealer
Always pick the toy
With the squeaker
Even when i don’t
Really wanna be there
That’s My Retriever

I eat a lotta snacks
And I take a lotta naps
Waitin’ all day
for my owner to come back
And pet me.
Maybe go out for a walk

I may have a droopy face
But if I see a cat I’ll chase
Even though i’ll never catch ‘em
You won’t see me look disgraced
It’s cool man,
I’m just hangin out

Cuz I just wanna go WOOOOOO all day

My owner just got home
I think he brought me a fresh bone
But I haven’t seen it yet
Cuz He’s still looking at his phone
Oh come on now. Put it down

Imma jumpin and a waggin
But he still is kinda laggin’
So I try a friendly bark
But he can’t see my eyes saggin’
Come on man, i’m your faithful hungry friend

So I’m just gonna WOOOOOO all day

Humans think too much
And they’re always going out
Sometimes I think that they can’t see me
Just because i’m short and stout
Well my floppy ears are listening
Tell me what’s it all about

Well, I guess I’ve only got one choice.

I’m just gonna go WOOOOOO all day

A lot of pups have pedigrees and fancy brethren
They're best in show and they're perfect in every way
And then there's us, the mixed-breeds and 57s
Before you know it we're stealing your heart away

We're in the shelters and alleyways
There's plenty of us to be found
Open your heart and come rescue us
There's no better friend to be found

Someday the mutts will rule the world (x4)

We come in an endless array of sizes
A million shapes and colors, yeah we're all about variety
We're the loyalest of pets and we're full of surprises
A walking, barking study in the joys of diversity

Forget the pet shop in the local mall
And the big-box superstore
Come and adopt us, one or all
Don't you know we're gonna love you more

Someday the mutts will rule the world (x4)

A pit bull will smell you,lick you and tell you
She loves you, she loves you
A pit bull reveres you, speak and she hears you
She loves you, she loves you
She'll bark at the door and still come back for more and
Protect from the Postman
She'll let the kids ride her and curl up beside her
She digs you the most man

Pit bulls rock pit bulls roll Pit bulls talk with a lot of soul
It's in their eyes it's no surprise
We love them too of course we do

A hero to save you valiant and brave you
Don't have don't have to
Explain what you're thinking he won't mind your drinking
He don't care what you do
The heart of a warrior he'll give his life for yer
He's utterly selfless
The soul of a poet I know that you know it
We're partial, we confess

Pit bulls rock pit bulls roll Pit bulls talk with a lot of soul
It's in their eyes it's no surprise
We love them too of course we do

Some people scared sometimes
Some people lost their minds
Some people need to find
A clue a clue

{Pit bulls rock pit bulls roll Pit bulls talk with a lot of soul
It's in their eyes it's no surprise
We love them too of course we do} (x3)

I’m a Berner
Bernese Mountain Dog
A real head-turner
Bernese Mountain Dog

My fur is long
Get out the brush
It takes some work
For a coat this lush

Sometimes I drool
But you won’t mind
Kids think I’m cool
With my above average size

I like to lean
Stay close to me
‘Swhere I want to be
So let me lean on you

My love is true
My heart is large
So love me do
And let’s run around the yard

I’m a terrier baby, nobody runs as fast as me (x2)
I’m a tough dog baby, you’d better let me be

They say I’m feisty, I’ve got a lot of energy (x2)
Sometimes I run in circles, and chase the squirrels right up a tree

I was bred to catch rodents, I’m a hunter can’t you see (x2)
I’m a hunting dog baby, nothing gets away from me

I’m a guard dog, baby, loyal as a dog can be (x2)
I’m a guard dog baby, so you best not mess with me

The mailman’s come to kill us all, the mailman’s come to kill us all, the mailman’s come to kill us all.
No! it’s alright, it’s alright, I guess it’s alright

I’m a dynamo baby, I can run all night and day (x2)
But I better take a nap, before we go outside to play
Yeah I gotta take a nap, but then let’s go outside and play

Who’s that at the back door?
It’s my labrador retriever
I know what she’s come here for
My labrador retriever
Same reason as from the start
To fill her belly and warm my heart
That’s my/ labrador retriever

Together in the broad daylight
Me and my lab retriever
Or walking in the dead of night
With my lab retriever
I don’t ever have to fear
Just a whistle and she’ll be here with me
That’s my/labrador retriever

I’ll never lose my way
with my labrador retriever
‘Cause she’s got the faith
To make me a true believer
I’ve been lost and I’ve been blind
But there ain’t nothing that she can’t find
That’s my/labrador retriever

Who’s that running through the grass?
That’s my lab retriever
Graceful as a ballet dancer
My labrador retriever
Black coat and a heart of gold
She retrieves my wandering soul
That’s my/ labrador retriever

She’s never gonna leave me, and I’ll never leave her
My labrador retriever (x2)

Just a little bitty dog with a king-sized attitude
Flat-faced, short-legged powder keg, a little bit rude
Bark so loud and strut so proud
A lap dog full of joy
Born to play, that's whay they call it a toy

Little Lion... Shi T'zu! (x2)

A companion bred for Chinese royalty
Tibetan temple dogs from the Ming & Manchu dynasty
With such a storied history it's no wonder they're so ornery
And they've earned the right to share your bed at night
And live worry-free

Little Lion... Shi T'zu! (x2)

No one outruns me
No one even comes near
Got a tail like a whip
A tattoo in each ear

I was brought up
On the Southeast circuit
In the dark, in a cage
Dreaming of rabbits

I’m a blue ‘Bama brindle from Birmingham
A racer through and through

Lost my maiden race
Swore never again
No more sand in my face
As long as I win

Parade in my silks
My muzzle like steel
When the gates fly open
Eat up track like a meal

I’m a blue ‘Bama brindle from Birmingham
A champion, it’s true

Gets hard to ignore
The ones that I beat
Go missing in droves
And the word on the street’s that

They’re living in homes
Sleeping on pillows
A treat in each paw
No worries, just windows

I’m a blue ‘Bama brindle from Birmingham
And I’m racing home to you (x 3)

I strut down the street feeling 12 feet tall,
Cause I’m a Chihuahua.
Those other dogs pass me like I’m way too small;
It’s that big Chihuahua life.
I rule like a lion, yo, hear me roar,
Yeah, I’m a Chihuahua.
Like the queen of the jungle, I’m a-keeping the score;
It’s that royal Chihuahua life.

They can laugh at me yelling “ay Chihuahua!”
I yap right back, hey, I’m a Chihuahua.
You can put me in your purse but I’m no toy.
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, my name screams joy

I sit on your lap with my big baby eyes;
Oh, I’m a Chihuahua.
Burrowed in your arms just as sweet as pie,
It’s that fine Chihuahua life.
You can dress me all up in those tiny clothes,
Such a cute Chihuahua;
Like the perfect doll your mama once chose.
When you leave me alone--- anything goes…

There’s only one boss when I’m around;
Remember, I’m a Chihuahua.
Though I get distracted by those snacks on the ground:
It’s that tasty Chihuahua life.
A rock or an acorn or a piece of your shoe--
I’m a hungry Chihuahua.
My eyes are bigger than my stomach, that’s true;
It’s that yummy Chihuahua life.

They can laugh at me yelling “ay Chihuahua!”
I yap right back, hey, I’m a Chihuahua.
You can put me in your purse but I’m no toy.
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, my name screams joy

Call me your pet and I’ll play along;
I’m a good Chihuahua.
But when you put me on that leash
I’m gonna prove you wrong;
It’s that free Chihuahua life.
I’m a wild Chihuahua, bigger than I seem,
I’m the wild Chihuahua, your wild Chihuahua,
Living that Chihuahua dream.

They can laugh at me yelling “ay Chihuahua!”
I yap right back, hey, I’m a Chihuahua.
You can put me in your purse but I’m no toy.
Chihuahua, Chihuahua, my name screams joy

He’s a poodle and he’s oodles of fun
He would doodle if he had any thumbs
Favorite thing to do is go to the park and run

He likes children and people with cheese
He kinda fluffy like a pillow you see
But don’t you hold him too tight or he sneezes

Call out his name or whistle
He’ll come in like a missile
To be by your side
Best friend you’ve ever seen
Next to you as you dream
Though he might go through the
Trash a little when you leave

He’s a poodle and he’s oodles of fun
He would doodle if he had any thumbs
He’s my root toot tootin number one friend

I’m gonna run
Yeah I’m gonna go
Let’s get this on
Get on with the show
Hey it’s a good day
Now everything has stopped
Let’s make our own way
Come on - let’s get lost

I am one
I am free
Truly devoted
I’ll always be
Right by your side
I’ll never leave
I am you Beagle
I’m who you need
I am your Beagle
I am your Beagle
That dude is me

Let’s take a walk
Let’s take a jog
We’ll travel far
Man let’s loose the car
Outside my window
That field is ours
The sun is out
Yeah let’s jump & shout
Let’s jump & shout

I have it pretty good
Get up early, have my breakfast
Go on over to the couch
Watch the world go by
Watch the world go by
I know these 3 old cats
They run around the yard and tease me
Make me think I’m something else
Watch the world go by

I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to guard the perimeter
I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to watch the world go by

Here comes a man with a big ole bag
He’s skulking round outside my door
Think he’s coming in this time
He’ll be sorry if he tries
Sorry if he tries

I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to guard the perimeter
I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to watch the world go by

I’ll be here when you get home
Rub my belly then you’ll feed me
Sit together in the yard
Wave the sun goodbye
Next to you all through the night
Tomorrow we will wake together
Start the day all over again
Watch the world go by (x2)

I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to guard the perimeter
I am the Shepherd
It’s my job to watch the world go by
Watch the world go by (x2)